Dec 10
Why is that everywhere I turn for the last few days I’m bombarded with reports of Oprah’s recent weight gain?
As a nation, we haven’t been this obsessed with useless flab since we elected/re-elected Dubya.
Seriously, though… I don’t care. I don’t need to see reports of her weight on CNN, MSNBC, my news feed reader, and the tabloids in line at the grocery store. Is it really that important? Aren’t there far more important things that legitimate news organizations could be focusing on?
Enough already.
December 11th, 2008 at 3:03 am
Oprah’s put on weight? Oh … my … god!
December 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am
You didn’t hear? Seriously, dude… are you living under a rock?
December 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am
That happened long ago: it’s all in her head.
December 11th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Haw! That comment made my entire day!
December 16th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I, for one, am riveted by the sheer human drama of Oprah’s weight saga. When I awake in the morning, my immediate concerns are how the markets in the Far East are doing and what Oprah weights (and all before my first cigarette).
December 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I am in awe of your social responsibility. I am, however, a bit disappointed that you are more concerned with the Tokyo Stock Exchange than you are with the weight of the most important woman on the planet.
Priorities, man!
January 8th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
It’s just water!
January 8th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
tell me something I don’t know!