Jun 03
Not long ago I was reading the back of the can of Lysol (I’d rather not disclose why I was reading it) and I saw the following: “Lysol brand disinfectant spray kills the HIV-1 (AIDS) virus.”
So I don’t understand what the problem is. It’s obvious that Lysol knows something the drug companies don’t. If I were to suddenly become HIV positive, I know what I would do: I would immediately start mainlining Lysol.
Apparently it takes a special kind of mind to think of these things.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Wow.
I’m going to start hosing down women with Lysol prior to sex.
You know…if I ever get any.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Interesting. I didn’t think they allowed Lysol in places where there are people who would actually read the back of the cans. Or shoelaces.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
This sounds about as relevant as saying Coca Cola has no saturated fats.
It sounds like Lysol could have a huge new market opening up to them in Africa. Why worry about condoms?
June 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Moooooog: if she’s up for that, I say go for it!
June 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Montucky: there’s not much else to read in here. The side effect warnings on the bottles of prescriptions are such a downer, you know?
June 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Heidi: plus, the Pope can give his blessing to the “Lysolification” of Africa, and save face on that whole birth control mess.
All in all, it’ll be a better-smelling world.
June 6th, 2008 at 7:22 am
I think that killing AIDS is like killing gophers. If you can get them to come out of the ground, they’re easy to kill.
Wait, where was I going with this?
June 6th, 2008 at 9:34 am
I happen to have a compunction to read cereal boxes in their entirety - start to finish. I wonder what ailments Cap’n Crunch is capable of remedying.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
diesel: I know where you were going. You were going to offer to lend me Grundir’s services for some gopher/AIDS virus slaughtering. It’s most appreciated, too.
June 6th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
BAIFP: Sounds like he’d be quite good at eliminating ADD.