Mixing it up Don’t adjust your set
Jun 03

Not long ago I was reading the back of the can of Lysol (I’d rather not disclose why I was reading it) and I saw the following: “Lysol brand disinfectant spray kills the HIV-1 (AIDS) virus.”

So I don’t understand what the problem is. It’s obvious that Lysol knows something the drug companies don’t. If I were to suddenly become HIV positive, I know what I would do: I would immediately start mainlining Lysol.

Apparently it takes a special kind of mind to think of these things.

10 Responses to “Nobel, here I come”

  1. moooooog35 Says:

    Wow.

    I’m going to start hosing down women with Lysol prior to sex.

    You know…if I ever get any.

  2. Montucky Says:

    Interesting. I didn’t think they allowed Lysol in places where there are people who would actually read the back of the cans. Or shoelaces.

  3. Heidi Says:

    This sounds about as relevant as saying Coca Cola has no saturated fats.

    It sounds like Lysol could have a huge new market opening up to them in Africa. Why worry about condoms?

  4. wolf Says:

    Moooooog: if she’s up for that, I say go for it!

  5. wolf Says:

    Montucky: there’s not much else to read in here. The side effect warnings on the bottles of prescriptions are such a downer, you know?

  6. wolf Says:

    Heidi: plus, the Pope can give his blessing to the “Lysolification” of Africa, and save face on that whole birth control mess.

    All in all, it’ll be a better-smelling world.

  7. diesel Says:

    I think that killing AIDS is like killing gophers. If you can get them to come out of the ground, they’re easy to kill.

    Wait, where was I going with this?

  8. Barely Awake In Frog Pajamas Says:

    I happen to have a compunction to read cereal boxes in their entirety - start to finish. I wonder what ailments Cap’n Crunch is capable of remedying.

  9. wolf Says:

    diesel: I know where you were going. You were going to offer to lend me Grundir’s services for some gopher/AIDS virus slaughtering. It’s most appreciated, too.

  10. wolf Says:

    BAIFP: Sounds like he’d be quite good at eliminating ADD.

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