Irrelevant Cheetah

Just in case you were starting to feel good about yourself and what you’ve accomplished in your life so far, check this out:

Teen graduates high school, graduates college a week later

If you suck up your dignity long enough to read that, you’ll see that not only is he graduating college a week after he graduates high school, but that he’s graduating with two degrees. Summa cum laude. And, to top it all off, he was a preemie.

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go dunk my head in a bucket of water and blow bubbles. I like bubbles.