I’m a big boy now On getting old
Mar 25

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Mob beast projects/care and feeding of emus/definite end/world without Bush/dark matter in a Thermos/South Park/The Wire/cup filled with joy/futuristic feather duster/large-breasted/personal waffle passes/cooking gratuitously on a thoroughfare/pleasantly announcing banned arrays/intimate workings of the environment/designer accent/emu breeding/skilled jeans carpenters/lesbian physicists/our little corner of the anthill/the color of nowhere/tomorrow is always white and blue/“But Sam,” said Frodo, “I’m pregnant!”/Nada Brahma/Hitler vs. the Bunny/all the world’s a stage/establishing interruption pressures/shining equilibrium destroying fundamentalists

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…and I’m out.

Humor-blogs.com doesn’t need to pull stunts like this.

6 Responses to “Shameless attempt to diversify readership via Google searches”

  1. wordvixen Says:

    You missed “pigslap”.

  2. VE Says:

    That’s odd, you were the number one hit for Naughty Donkey Fun. Not that I was searching that of course…

  3. wolf Says:

    wordvixen: That one’s all yours. I couldn’t take that away from you.

  4. wolf Says:

    VE: Naughty Donkey Fun obviously references my “About Me” page.

  5. Montucky Says:

    Now I’m getting worried about this global warming thing. Is it making your air a little thin up there?

  6. wolf Says:

    Not really, but Spring fever is setting in. It’s been known to affect mental processes.

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