At least I’m not claustrophobic I’m not in today
Feb 15

Waking up three hours before you actually have to get up, and getting to go back to sleep: WIN

Having to shovel six inches of new-fallen snow from your deck, walkway and driveway at 5:30 am: LOSE

Sledding on new-fallen snow: WIN

Sledding on new-fallen snow in a vehicle doing 50 mph: LOSE

Remembering an old friend’s birthday, who you haven’t seen in years: WIN

Learning that said old friend is now a cross-dressing taxi driver in Vegas with a “pet” donkey named Bruno: LOSE

Having a great idea: WIN

Having an idea that involves bees and uranium-232: LOSE

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10 Responses to “Winners and losers”

  1. Montucky Says:

    Bees and uranium-232? Now you’re starting to scare me, Wolf. (Frightening or not, for some reason it reminded me of a couple of my favorite words in answer to one of your previous posts; snaffle, and Mohican. I like snaffle and Mohican.)

  2. BrentD Says:

    Insect half-life measurement is a serious field of study and I don’t appreciate your mockery.

    Sorry I’m grumpy, I’ve got irradiated honey on my best rubber suit.

  3. Pinhole Says:

    I know exactly what you mean…who would name their donkey, Bruno?

  4. wolf Says:

    Montucky: you have given me an idea involving Mohican bees and Snapple. I’ll get back to you.

  5. wolf Says:

    Brent: I find that Clorox, steel wool and Alka-Seltzer work great at getting irradiated honey out of those hard-to-reach places.

  6. wolf Says:

    Pinhole: I almost wrote and suggested he change the name, but I didn’t want “crossdressing_bruno_the_wise_and_just@hotmail.com” showing up on my email history.

  7. Lis Says:

    Bruno? That’s no name for a donkey!

  8. wolf Says:

    I agree. I might write to him after all and suggest “Josephices.”

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