Irrelevant Cheetah

Pinhole tagged me again. This one requires me to detail what I expect to get out of my blog.

This is pretty simple. I expect that a big-shot Hollywood producer will be randomly surfing the web when he stumbles upon my blog. “Hmmm,” he’ll say to himself. “This ‘wolf’ chap is dry, witty, and poignant when the situation calls for it. This is just the guy I need to write my next blockbuster screenplay and the novelization of it. What’s his email address?”

Then, of course, this nameless producer will click his way to my “about” page, after which he will pen me an email detailing the story he would like me to write and the incredible amounts of money he would like to pay me to write it.

Failing that, I expect that this blog will garner me a few blogger friends, perhaps a lurker or three, a place on the NSA’s watch list and a standing reservation at Anchorage Psychiatric Institute.

Like I said, it’s a simple expectation.

The rules of this tag state, quite clearly, that I must tag others. However, I choose to show how edgy and individualistic I can be (see that, Mr. Hollywood Producer?) and will tag anybody reading this that does not have a blog.

This blog has a standing reservation over at humor-blogs.com