When I woke up today, I came across this cute little fellow waiting for me in the refrigerator:
He said his name was Ben. He seemed really nice, so he and I had a cup of coffee and got to know each other. We talked about the news, and Britney’s breakdown, and what games we like on the PlayStation:
Later, for lunch, we played a few hands of poker. He was pretty good. I think this hand was a full house. He ended up taking me to the cleaners:
As the day wore on, we had more and more fun. In the late afternoon, he wanted to go out and make snow angels, so I got my coat and gloves on and we went outside to play. He fell down in the snow and made his snow angels, and we laughed and laughed:
Finally, as the evening wore on, I chopped him up and made dinner. I was hungry, and he was, after all, a zucchini:
All in all, it was a pretty good day.
This post is losing at poker over at humor-blogs.com.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I think I could have come up with something better to do with him other than cook him. :o) If you get my drift!
January 19th, 2008 at 8:16 am
I’m sorry, but Ben is now indisposed. He sure was tasty, though.
January 19th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Man, you get mean when you lose at poker!
January 19th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
That’s nothing. You should see what happens when I lose at Go Fish. I still can’t eat lobster without a tear coming to my eye.
January 20th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He deserved to be chopped up, if insisted on wearing that hat all day.
January 20th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I just had his cousin for dinner.
Bad day for the zucchini family.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Remind to get clarification if you ever want to have me over for lunch. Its always good to know your place on the food chain.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:02 am
I… I think you need a new hobby.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:44 am
Pinhole: I tried to get him to take it off, but he told me he was having a bad stalk day. And he did say “Arrrr!” a lot.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:45 am
believin: Was his cousin tasty too? I think it’s genetic.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:45 am
BrentD: As long as you suck at poker, you’re welcome here anytime.
January 21st, 2008 at 8:45 am
lis: What? You really think I should give up poker?
January 21st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
the home version of veggie tales eh? maybe this is where all veggies end up who don’t make the cast…
January 21st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Not only that, but it explains why “Veggie Tales V: The Great Pepperoni” never made it to DVD.
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Oh my god. Is that what happened to Jorgen? You cannibal!
January 23rd, 2008 at 9:09 am
I could never eat Jorgen. He runs too fast.