Venus math I don’t roar, I YAWP
Dec 29

finger mutiny

Yeah, yeah. I know. And it makes it hard to type, too.

18 Responses to “My right hand is boycotting my left”

  1. wordvixen Says:

    Wolf- have you taken your Valium today?

  2. wolf Says:

    I remembered the Valium, but now that you mention it, I think I totally spaced the Lithium. Maybe I’ll just take a PEZ instead.

  3. Montucky Says:

    Sure, they complain now, but what about when they need to hitch a ride!

  4. wolf Says:

    Not to mention thumb-wrestling.
    Oh, yeah… there’s issues galore over here.

  5. Lis Says:

    Awww don’t h8 on the thumb. He’s just trying to fit in!

  6. Pinhole Says:

    Once that mob mentality takes over, you might as well forget it. Trust me. I have trouble buttoning my shirt, now.

  7. wolf Says:

    Lis: the problem is that not only is he shorter, but he only has two knuckles. How weird is that?

  8. wolf Says:

    Pinhole: that is yet another consequence of this I failed to foresee. I hope I don’t have to do any piano playing anytime soon. Or dressing, I guess.

  9. believin Says:

    That’s a tough way to start the new year, wolf. Got it all resolved yet?

  10. wolf Says:

    Still working on it, although concessions might be reached. At the moment, however, I’m unable to pinch anything - people, pennies, etc…

  11. David Rader II Says:

    I have just stumbled your photo, because it’s awesome.

  12. wolf Says:

    Thanks, David! And thanks for visiting!

  13. offendedblogger Says:

    Sorry to hear about the troubles, but I have to ask…how do you keep your hands so smooth and soft?!

    A specially imported hand lotion?

    Professional manicures??

    Come on, share your secret… :p

  14. wolf Says:

    Out-of-focus camera lenses. They do wonders for skin problems. What that doesn’t fix, I use PhotoShop.

  15. Pinhole Says:

    Just for your information, I’ve given you a Roar.

  16. wolf Says:

    Thanks, Pinhole. I’ll definitely have to remember this - trust me.

  17. 1988 burt reynolds Says:

    1988 burt reynolds…

    I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….

  18. Irrelevant cheetah » Blog Archive » Going to the dogs, again Says:

    [...] I get the idea, I think. Talking hands = comments. Check. Toes and theoretical physics = no comments. Check. Lesson learned. Blog posts [...]

Leave a Reply