Dec 03
One kidney, slightly used. Decent shape. No kidney stones, to my knowledge. Will fit either a male or female, blood type O negative.
I cannot ship this item. Pickup only. Available immediately. Well, not immediately. Rather, winning bidder needs to give me about thirty minutes’ notice before you come and get it. The anesthetic needs to take effect.
Check out my other sales, including half of a liver and a lung! Possible package deals available.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 pm
Can you throw in a nice chianti and some fava beans?
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Oh, Man, it isn’t tax time again is it?
December 4th, 2007 at 4:27 am
Do you have anything in a wool blend?
December 4th, 2007 at 7:51 am
diesel: warning: contents not intended for human consumption. I would, however, recommend a Pinot Noir rather than a Chianti, and what the hell are fava beans, anyway?
December 4th, 2007 at 7:52 am
montucky: property taxes came in last month. Luckily, when they said “first-born,” they didn’t specify whose.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Pinhole: rather than wool, I can offer you a back-hair scarf, freshly knitted! That should teach Great-Aunt Rosie to fall asleep in my recliner!