Jorgen: Wumpus Woom In which my candy speaks to me
Dec 03

One kidney, slightly used. Decent shape. No kidney stones, to my knowledge. Will fit either a male or female, blood type O negative.

I cannot ship this item. Pickup only. Available immediately. Well, not immediately. Rather, winning bidder needs to give me about thirty minutes’ notice before you come and get it. The anesthetic needs to take effect.

Check out my other sales, including half of a liver and a lung! Possible package deals available.

6 Responses to “For Sale:”

  1. diesel Says:

    Can you throw in a nice chianti and some fava beans?

  2. Montucky Says:

    Oh, Man, it isn’t tax time again is it?

  3. Pinhole Says:

    Do you have anything in a wool blend?

  4. wolf Says:

    diesel: warning: contents not intended for human consumption. I would, however, recommend a Pinot Noir rather than a Chianti, and what the hell are fava beans, anyway?

  5. wolf Says:

    montucky: property taxes came in last month. Luckily, when they said “first-born,” they didn’t specify whose.

  6. wolf Says:

    Pinhole: rather than wool, I can offer you a back-hair scarf, freshly knitted! That should teach Great-Aunt Rosie to fall asleep in my recliner!

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