Regular visitors to this blog may have noticed an appalling lack of updates recently. It seems wolf has been suffering from a horrible creative slump lately and is hard pressed to write anything worth reading. Some would argue that this has never stopped him from posting before, but I digress.
Not wanting to lose both of his devoted readers due to a lack of material, he has taken a cue from such online bastions of excellence as Ominous Comma and Mattress Police and asked me to write a guest post or three. Guest-posting, it seems, is all the rage lately.
So who am I, you ask? Allow me to introduce myself. I am Jorgen the Wonder Burrito. ‘Tis a family name, but I shall not go further into detail here. Nay, my story requires a classier venue than some “blog” frequented by no less than two and no more than ten other denizens of the internet, also known as “netizens” among those in the know such as my esteemed self. I hope to publish my story at some point, but for the time being I remain shrouded in mystery and a tortilla.
I would like to say that I’m honored to be blogging here, but I’m afraid that would be a lie. However, I had some spare time, and wolf had $20 and some compromising pictures of me, a cantaloupe and Benito Mussolini, so here I am. I have nothing particularly exciting to write today – rather, I merely wanted to introduce myself and “set the stage,” if you will, for my further musings. Look for not only updates, but valuable updates, soon!
November 12th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Jorgen, I anxiously await to hear of your many spicy exploits.
Keep up the cilantro and thanks for the link.
November 12th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
You are most welcome, oh He of the Dangerous Punctuation. Indeed, I shall keep all readers updated as to my adventures until wolf sees fit to drop the Pop Tart and do some actual writing.
November 12th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I’m going to go hide now. I think it’s safer that way.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Shrouded in a tortilla… that brings up some found memories for me.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:18 am
WordVixen: fear not! There shall be much rejoicing as I tell my tales. Do return and read!
November 13th, 2007 at 7:20 am
believin: Thank you for your visit. I am glad I could evoke feelings of reminiscing with my words. More will follow, I promise.
November 13th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
“… they were forced to eat Robin’s Minstrel, and there was much rejoicing.”
Sorry, certain words and phrases trigger obscure movie lines for me.
November 13th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Jorgen sounds like a Swedish name to me…unless, phonetically, it’s pronounced “Pan-cho”. Then it could be Chinese.
If I’d known Wolf was handing out twenties, I’d have bid on the gig myself.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:41 am
WordVixen: I too got the reference. You have referred to one of my all-time favorite movies.
November 14th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Pinhole: Alas - ’twas not the twenty that swayed me, it was the file “DSC4502.jpg.” The twenty just allowed me to replace his memory card.
November 14th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Jorgen- whahoo! When you get back from the bocce tourn. lemme know and we’ll talk Python.
November 14th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Good to see you, Jorgen! Have fun here, but you’re into a pretty rough area…hang on to your tortilla!