Guest post: Jorgen No Smoking
Nov 14

Her breath tickled the back of my neck, sending goose bumps down my spine. Ordinarily, a woman breathing on my neck drives me crazy, but in this case her determination to separate my head from the rest of me was detracting from the usual sensations. The sinking “oh-my-god-I’m-going-to-die” feeling in the pit of my stomach had failed to completely suppress the rising “I-wonder-if-I-brought-a-condom” feeling, however, leading to some unusual vibes making their way down to my nether regions.

As I stood there deep in introspection, examining the unusual combination of feelings I was experiencing, I felt something warm and wet drip onto my shoulder.

That was the last straw. I can stomach a lot of things, but vampire slobber is not one of them. I turned my head slightly in her direction, straining against her iron grip. “Look, either bite me and get it over with, or let me go, would ya? Don’t just stand there and drool on me.”

She answered me with an evil-sounding laugh. “Don’t rush me, Finn.”

9 Responses to “Anticipation”

  1. Pinhole Says:

    Well then…this kind of came out of nowhere, now, didn’t it?

    Give Jorgen the day off, did we?

  2. wolf Says:

    This has been sitting in my brain for a few days, and I had no idea what to do with it. Hence: blog post!
    As for Jorgen, he’s away for a few days - he muttered something about a bocce ball tournament and disappeared. I’m still wondering how important it is that I know where all of my alter egos are at all times.

  3. Montucky Says:

    Are you even sure you want to know where your alter egos hang out?

  4. wolf Says:

    That’s just it - I’m not sure. What would be nice, however, is if I knew when they were leaving. That way I don’t schedule Jorgen for a meeting with my boss, for example, and then be left hanging when he craps out on me. He’s notoriously undependable, yet his ability to get into sticky situations and then write about them can come in handy.

  5. Steve Says:

    I’ll be short and sweet - this was great.

  6. believin Says:

    I always love a good vampire story. Great stuff!

  7. wolf Says:

    Steve: I’m glad you liked it. Nice to see you around here!

  8. wolf Says:

    believin: Thank you. I was kind of going for dark humor, and I think it came out all right. Now I just wish I knew what to do with it.

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