So let’s take a look at the headlines, shall we? It’s always good to see what’s going on in the world.
Of course, the most important story out there is that we finally know that Anna Nicole Smith died from a prescription drug overdose. Now that I know that, I can sleep nights again. Meanwhile, Keith Richards is still kicking. Go figure.
A man in Pullman, WA was charged with theft and burglary after police found 93 pounds of women’s undergarments in his apartment. No notches on the bedpost, though, oddly enough.
A fertility nurse accused of killing her husband apparently searched for “how to commit murder” on Google. That’s not exactly an everyday search, is it? Kind of along the lines of “how to sterilize a tapeworm” or “removing elephant urine from a tuxedo.”
And finally:
Am I the only one who’s getting a teensy bit nervous about all the goings-on in the Persian Gulf? It’s getting just a little tense, isn’t it? Should I be worried? I mean, WE HAVE AN INSANE PRESIDENT WHO’S BEEN ITCHING TO START SOMETHING WITH IRAN ANYWAY AND NOW HE’S GOT AN EXCUSE AND…
/end rant
OK. I feel better now, I think. I’m going to go buy some canned goods.
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