This tempting delicacy is served with a light dipping sauce – a perfect appetizer before the big game, or to start off your evening at the opera.
Today’s Drink Special: The Butterknife. Like a screwdriver, but not as effective.
Always On the Menu:
Hamburger sans bun – great for those Atkins dieters
Served with milkshake sans cup. Bring your own napkin, please: this combination, while highly popular, can be a bit messy.
Ricin a la mode – another one for our weight-conscious clientele. Death is normally instantaneous, after which substantial weight loss begins immediately.
Dissolved-Twinkie-in-Red-Bull – great for those “power lunches” or those on the go. Gives twice the RDA of caffeine, sugar and preservatives. Keeps ya young!
Deep Fried Tribble – Yes, it’s how the Enterprise really got rid of all of the pesky critters. Served with tartar sauce.
Sauteed Nauga – this is what’s left after they skin the Nauga to make hide for furniture. We sautee it in a garlic butter sauce that is truly unforgettable.
And to finish your meal:
Key Lime Pie – we leave the key in, but we won’t tell you which piece.
Thanks for dining with us!
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