Irrelevant Cheetah

In the tradition of Murphy’s Law and the Peter Principle, I thought I would share Wolf’s Laws – the laws that govern everyday existence for some of us humble mortals. If you have suggestions for more, or corollaries for these, I would be glad to hear them.

Thanks for the reads.
1. Whichever side of a garbage bag you try to open first, it will be the wrong side.
2. All of the good ones are taken.
3. There’s never one around when you need one.
4. She’s smiling at the guy behind you.
5. The windshield wiper always works better on the passenger side.